{"product_id":"i-want-em-real-thick-sprucey-t-shirt","title":"I Want Em Real Thick \u0026 Sprucey T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-36\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:047574ac-5bf7-4c6e-93ce-fcb2fbef3483-77\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"5838c5ed-bd22-4931-b710-418e870dcee7\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"704\" data-start=\"423\"\u003eThe Thick and Sprucey T-shirt is for those who like their forests dense and their humor just a little bold. Featuring a playful “I Want ’Em Real Thick \u0026amp; Sprucey” design with towering pine trees, this tee is made for campers, hikers, and anyone who feels right at home in the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"926\" data-start=\"706\"\u003eIt’s cheeky without trying too hard — the kind of shirt that gets a double take at the campsite and a laugh around the fire. Perfect for group trips, cabin weekends, or anyone who proudly prefers trees over city streets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1279\" data-start=\"928\"\u003eDesigned for relaxed, everyday wear, this tee has a soft, easygoing feel that works from trail walks to town runs. The fabric feels smooth and comfortable against the skin, while the breathable construction keeps it wearable during warmer outdoor days. The cut is classic and versatile, making it simple to layer under flannels or wear solo in summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1511\" data-start=\"1281\"\u003eThe bold tree graphic has a slightly distressed, outdoorsy look that adds character and gives it that lived-in, camp-ready vibe from day one. It’s a fun conversation starter and an easy gift for your favorite nature-loving friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1616\" data-start=\"1513\"\u003eThe Thick and Sprucey T-shirt brings humor, personality, and forest energy together in one easy staple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1681\" data-start=\"1618\"\u003eBecause sometimes… you just like your trees tall and plentiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Rural Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56728534188364,"sku":"26490095870306826058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56728534417740,"sku":"15213656094892318061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 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